Astronomy, Astronaut & Alien Humor

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Alien Humor

Nick Kim has many alien cartoons.
Here is a link to one called First Contact.
His website is called Nearing Zero.
  • Aliens Clone George Bush from Cosmic Chronicles 
  • Lego video with SETI song.
  • Aliens Abduct Osama Bin Laden from Cosmic Chronicles.
  • Aliens are pink not green - art by Ben Heine
  • Alien costumes and accessories for adults and children available from Moon Costumes.
  • Here is something Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton have in common - they both played chess with aliens. Click here for proof.

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Photo outside gift store in White City, NM

Enjoy more alien humor in my Astronomy, Astronaut and Alien Humor. e-books. Click here to learn more.

Use box below to search for alien or other images from Dreamstime. This is where I've purchased lots of stuff for my e-books and website.

Alien Heads

© Chrisharvey |

No longer available on this website

Alien Spacesuit 

© Cory Thoman |

Alien Professor Giving a Lecture

by Fritz Ahlefeldt ( He has many environmental drawings. I love his work

Amazing Aliens

  • Simpsons Alien Kiss
  • Top 100 Alien Movies video on You Tube.
  • Aliens seize Tom Cruise's brain - 2005 article
  • Runaway bride-to-be abducted by aliens (2005)

I wonder if this is how Aliens view us.

Park logo in California. Photo by Cristina
© Wul |
Image no longer available on website
Area 51 
 © Robo123

Proof Martians Exist

Green Alien
© Daneel |
No longer available on that site.
Lots of Aliens 3
© Chrisharvey |
Love Alien
© Photographer: Creativ000 | Agency:


Amazing Aliens

Cartoon Alien and Baby

© Leafsomen |


My Favorite Aliens

Mr. Bean is my favorite alien. However, according to Wikipedia, it is unclear if he is an extra-terrestial.

Click here for article with references suggesting he an alien.

My second favorite alien is Dr. Who and I have a page on Dr. Who and TARDIS humor.

Istockphoto is a great place to get alien images and lots more.

Demented Denizens Aliens

Brian Zaikowski has lots of alien cartoons on his Demented Denizens website.

Cosmic Space Sign Alien Toilet
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10 Questions to Ask An Alien

Occasionally, I get a letter from someone who is in 'contact' with aliens. I am invited to ask them anything. And over the year's I've prepared a little list of questions. The aliens are very advanced remember. So I ask things like, 'Please provide a short proof of Fermat's Last Theorem'. I write out the simple theorem equation with the exponents. It's a simulating exercise to think of questions to which no human today knows the answers, but where a correct answer would be recognized as such. It's even more challenging to formulate such questions in fields other than mathematics. Perhaps we should hold a contest and collect the best responses in '10 Questions to Ask an Alien'.

- Carl Sagan, "The Demon Haunted World", p.95

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