Astrology Humor

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What question should you never ask an astronomer?

What sign are you?

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Cosmic Humor - Jokes of the zodiac
 
Bosses of the Zodiac
 
Lightbulb Jokes of the Zodiac
 
Excuses of the Zodiac
 
Flu Bugs of the Zodiac

Astrology Antics

An image that sums up astrology by Phil Plait.

Astronomy vs Astrology Cartoon by Greg Springer

Little Known Astrological Signs from The Christian Science Monitor

Cracked Asstrology: Page from Cracked.com humor website.

Fun Book Title:  "How to Predict your Future" by Horace Cope. Source yahoo puns of the day group.

I'm a Libra

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I'm a Libra which means I'm balanced. My astronomy humor website and books are a balance of truth and lies.
~ Cristina

I don't believe in astrology, but I always read the note in my fortune cookie.

Astrology is Pure Bunk. Of course, I'm a Libra and we Librians are known for our skepticism. Items with this and similar quotes available from barrysworld store on Cafe Press.


Other Signs

Astrology is "not my cup of tea" - but it has generated fun art. Here are a few examples.

Leo


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  Taurus

Differences Between Astrology and Astronomy

What is the difference between astrology and astronomy?

You can earn money with astrology but not with astronomy -about $9.95 a minut

About 50 IQ points

An astrologer needs to know a little astronomy

One is proof that mankind is not a rational thinking species. A reply to this post was: That's not a nice thing to say about astronomy.

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Quotes

Who needs astrology?  The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. 

~ Edward Abbey

 I don't believe in astrology.  The only stars I can blame for my

failures are those that walk about the stage. 

~ Noel Coward

 Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer. 

~ John Pierpont Morgan

Astrology, or when the stars enlighten illuminated who dazzle a bunch of lunatics.

~ Paul Carvel

Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer.

~ John Pierpont Morgan

 A physician without a knowledge of Astrology has no right to call himself a physician.

~ Hippocrates

 If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence, they would not be able to discover anything so stupid as astrology.

~ David Hilbert

 The only function of economic forecasting is to makeastrology look respectable.

~ John Kenneth Galbraith