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Astrology Humor

An image that sums up astrology by Phil Plait, author of 'Bad Astronomy'.

Horoscope
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Zodiac Characters
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What question should you never ask an astronomer?

What sign are you?

Astrology Antics

Astronomy vs Astrology Cartoon by Greg Springer

Little Known Astrological Signs from The Christian Science Monitor

Book Title: "How to Predict your Future" by Horace Cope.
~ Source yahoo puns of the day group.

Vector Signs of Zodiac
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I'm a Libra

I'm a Libra which means I'm balanced. My astronomy humor website and books are a balance of truth and lies.
~ Cristina

I don't believe in astrology, but I always read the note in my fortune cookie.

Astrology is pure bunk. Of course, I'm a Libra and we Librians are known for our skepticism. Items with this and similar quotes available from barrysworld store on Cafe Press.


Libra Excuse Magnet
Libra Excuse Magnet by Victoreeah
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Other Signs

Astrology is "not my cup of tea" - but it has generated fun art. Here are a few examples.
Leo
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Taurus
Gemini

Differences Between Astrology and Astronomy

  • You can earn money with astrology but not with astronomy -about $9.95 a minute.
  • About 50 IQ points
  • An astrologer needs to know a little astronomy
  • One is proof that mankind is not a rational thinking species. A reply to this post was: That's not a nice thing to say about astronomy.
  • Learn more differences on Cracked.com humor website.

Quotes

Who needs astrology?  The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. 

~ Edward Abbey


 I don't believe in astrology.  The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage. 

~ Noel Coward


 Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer. 

~ John Pierpont Morgan


Astrology, or when the stars enlighten illuminated who dazzle a bunch of lunatics.

~ Paul Carvel


A physician without a knowledge of Astrology has no right to call himself a physician.

~ Hippocrates


 If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence, they would not be able to discover anything so stupid as astrology.

~ David Hilbert


 The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.

~ John Kenneth Galbraith

Astrology Animals

sagittarisaur posters
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