What question should you never ask an astronomer?
What sign are you?
I'm a Libra
I don't believe in astrology, but I always read the note in my fortune cookie.
Astrology is pure bunk. Of course, I'm a Libra and we Librians are known for our skepticism. Items with this and similar quotes available from barrysworld store on Cafe Press.
Differences Between Astrology and Astronomy
- You can earn money with astrology but not with astronomy -about $9.95 a minute.
- About 50 IQ points
- An astrologer needs to know a little astronomy
- One is proof that mankind is not a rational thinking species. A reply to this post was: That's not a nice thing to say about astronomy.
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Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.
~ Edward Abbey
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
~ Noel Coward
Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer.
~ John Pierpont Morgan
Astrology, or when the stars enlighten illuminated who dazzle a bunch of lunatics.
~ Paul Carvel
A physician without a knowledge of Astrology has no right to call himself a physician.
If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence, they would not be able to discover anything so stupid as astrology.
~ David Hilbert
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
~ John Kenneth Galbraith