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Astronomy and Car Names by Paul A. Heckert
SETI Screensaver joke
Years ago, when a small, previously unseen galaxy was discovered relatively near our Milky Way,
it was nicknamed "Snickers" because, compared to our galaxy, it was just a peanut.
~ Dennis Schatz (www.dennisschatz.org)
Source: Astronomy in the Marketplace (1987) Used with permission.
Strange But True
Deep Astronomy Humor
Sign used by Marie Drake Planetarium when we participated in July 4th Parade.
Friction can be a drag sometimes
Inertia makes the world go round.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.
How far can you see on a clear day?
93 million miles — from here to the Sun.
What do human faces have in common with the moon ?
They are both not symmetrical.
What is the difference between the 2008 and 2012 Obama presidential campaign?
In 2008 he promised the voters the full moon and in 2012 he is promising a quarter moon.
What kind of government would restore democracy in the solar system?
What did Lady McBeth say when she was on Jupiter?
"Out damned spot".
What planet is found on a table?
Mercury - it is part of the scientific table.
What did the Martian order at the bar?
What did the Martian drink at breakfast?
2. What are all around and made invisible by sunlight?
3. What lives above a star, but does not burn and has 11 friends that do not turn?
4. The higher it climbs the hotter it gets! What is it?
5. Where is a place where yesterday always follows today?
6. What did the astronaut say when asked his opinion of the asteroids?
7. What holds up the moon?
8. You feed it, it lives, you give it something to drink, it dies. What is it?
9. It passes before the sun and makes no shadow.
10. What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, the end of every place.
1) Duct Tape
3) The number 7 on a touch-tone phone.
5) The Dictionary.
6) "No Comet!"
10) The letter E.
Source: website www.littlegemspaper.com