Scientists have discovered particles that may go faster than light in a "super collider." That's different from a regular collider because it wears a cape and tights.
~ Craig Ferguson (Source: Puns group on yahoo. Administered by Stan Kegel. Used with permission.
Click here to view 'Where's Higgs Boson' t-shirt from Neatoshop.
Strange But True: Stephen Hawking, who recently turned 70 was born 300 year to the day after Gallileo's death.
The theory of everything is also known as the final theory.
Here are my corny ToE jokes:
A woman, married to an astrophysicist, complained "how come you have a
ToE. but you can't find the mayonnaise in the refrigerator?"
Astrophysicist Sexual Fantasy: Having a naked person in bed to explain his/her ToE. (theory of everything) to.
When an astrophysicist falls in love, instead of saying "I want to know everything about you," he says "I want to you your ToE."
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one
begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit
~ Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes
I love the smell of the universe in the morning.
~ Neil deGrasse Tyson, Astrophysicist
His standard phrase when introducing himself and a colleague to a new acquaintance.
My title for this cartoon is An Astrophysicist in Love
Cartoon by Randall Munroe (Creative Commons License). His website is www.xkcd.com
He also sells a wonderful poster: Height - to the Top of the Observable Universe