A woman, married to an astrophysicist, complained "how come you have a T.O.E. but you can't find the mayonnaise in the refrigerator."
Astrophysicist Sexual Fantasy: Having a naked person in bed to explain his/her T.O.E to.
Here is a fun astrophysics t-shirt made by highfidelitees.
Fun astrophysics and cosmology sign by Gustavo Yepes.
When an astrophysicist falls in love, instead of saying "I want to know everything about you," he says "I want to you your TOE."
Scientists have discovered particles that may go faster than light in a "super collider." That's different from a regular collider because it wears a cape and tights.
~ Craig Ferguson (Source: Puns group on yahoo. Administered by Stan Kegel. Used with permission.
Where's Higgs Boson t-shirt from Neatoshop.
My title for this cartoon is An Astrophysicist in Love
Cartoon by Randall Munroe (Creative Commons License). His website is www.xkcd.com
He also sells a wonderful poster: Height - to the Top of the Observable Universe