Astronomy, Astronaut & Alien Humor

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Astrophysics Humor

What do you get when an astronomer and an astrophysicist marry?
One smart kid.
Click here for 50 awesome quotes by Neil deGrasse Tyson. He is on Twitter if you want to follow him.

Scientists have discovered particles that may go faster than light in a "super collider." That's different from a regular collider because it wears a cape and tights.

~ Craig Ferguson (Source: Puns group  on yahoo. Administered by Stan Kegel. Used with permission.


Click here to view 'Where's Higgs Boson' t-shirt from Neatoshop.

Strange But True:  Stephen Hawking, who recently turned 70 was born 300 year to the day after Gallileo's death.

ToE Jokes

The theory of everything is also known as the final theory.


Here are my corny ToE jokes:


A woman, married to an astrophysicist, complained "how come you have a ToE. but you can't find the mayonnaise in the refrigerator?"


Astrophysicist Sexual Fantasy:  Having a naked person in bed to explain his/her ToE. (theory of everything) to.

When an astrophysicist falls in love, instead of saying "I want to know everything about you," he says "I want to you your ToE."


"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
~ Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes

Quotes

I love the smell of the universe in the morning.

~ Neil deGrasse Tyson, Astrophysicist


I know all about neutrinos, and my friend here knows about everything else in astrophysics.
His standard phrase when introducing himself and a colleague to a new acquaintance.
~ John N. Bahcall, American Astrophysicist, Sky and Telescope (Jan 1990)

Angular Momentum

My title for this cartoon is  An Astrophysicist in Love

Cartoon by Randall Munroe (Creative Commons License). His website is www.xkcd.com

He also sells a wonderful poster:  Height - to the Top of the Observable Universe 

Amazing Astrophysicists

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