Astronomy, Astronaut & Alien Humor

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Big Bang Humor

My husband gave a talk about the Big Bang at the Marie Drake Planetarium where we both volunteer. Afterwards, the only question he got was, "have you see the TV show The Big Bang Theory".

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Theory vs Reality

Here is what happened after the Big Bang

Big bang
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Galaxy
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Space Miracle
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Quotes

I've seen children's eyes light up when I tell them about black holes and the Big Bang.
~ Brian Greene

The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it.
~ Stephen Hawking

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